What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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