A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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toast points

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The WNBA

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Anti Joke

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