- Anti Joke

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

69 Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon