- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

Do you believe this will change?

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

obama

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

women's rights

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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