Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What's the deal with airline food?

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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