What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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