- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Straight men can be bronies.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

I have Alzheimer. What?

a potato flew around my room

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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