What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

thumb_up thumb_down +24

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

fack me!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops