What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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