Mike tyson

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Snausages.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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