What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Dick spice

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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