- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Your time.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

An English man walks into a pub.

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