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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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