What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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