there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

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