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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Pickles

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Leave her alone...

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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