Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Womens rights.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Knock Knock.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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