- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

This is an anti-joke.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Obama

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

since when?

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Minecraft.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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