My butt!!!!!!!!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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The game!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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