Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Like if you like big tits.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Yes!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

twilight

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

What is White over Black? Society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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