- Anti Joke

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

wanna hear a joke. i do to

Your mom.