- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

That's not what she said.

The WNBA

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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