What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

all these jokes suck ass

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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