An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

shea kisses a girl

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

american government

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

I'm a like whore

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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