- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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