The Braves win the N.L. east

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

That's not what she said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Jews

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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