A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What's cold and icy? Ice

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Sophie Cameron is Gay

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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