Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Yes!

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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