- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Stop being a centipede

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Matt is not funny.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Penal Dysfunction

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Matty B

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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