What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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I am a nigger.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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