Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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democracy

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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womens rights

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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