- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

Maturity is a virtue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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