- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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