- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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