Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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