a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Good boy

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

I like hats XD!

all these jokes suck ass

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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