whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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