- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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