Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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thermodynamics?

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Snooki

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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