- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Are you a human?

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Worst joke ever

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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