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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

i cant think of one.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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