- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

the asian kid gets an F

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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