What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Soccer...

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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