What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Dick spice

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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