What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

This is an anti-joke.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

shea kisses a girl

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

E= McVagina

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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