What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Flop dog

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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