What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

I dont no the difference between their and there

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

The 80's

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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