Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

who drinks pee? katness

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

Anti Joke

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