What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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