Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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The 80's

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Flop dog

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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yeah..

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