- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

Your mom walks into a bar.

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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