How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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