- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

What's older than history? Pre-history.

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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