A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down -134

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

thumb_up thumb_down +171

Paperclip... BANANA?!

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Your mom walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

thumb_up thumb_down +148

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

thumb_up thumb_down +24

If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops