- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

Knock knock. Who's there?

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