WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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JFK

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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