Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

The 80's

How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

JFK

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

Two girls are sitting quietly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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