What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Spotto

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Your mom.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Anti Joke

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