why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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fruit salad?

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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