What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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BOOBALANBOO

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Do you believe this will change?

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Mrs. Welsh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Anti Joke

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