- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

I need a good anti joke....

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

where wally? wallys a myth.

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