Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Women's rights

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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