A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Womens rights.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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