what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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I'm a like whore

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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God bless America, and no where else.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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