So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

The game!

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...