Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Knock Knock.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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:O + :P = 69

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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