- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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