Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

where wally? wallys a myth.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's 4+7 47

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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