Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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connor sucks

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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