- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

I Have a Black Friend

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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