- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

where wally? wallys a myth.

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