This is an anti-joke.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is 9 + 10? 21

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

BOOBALANBOO

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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