Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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