No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Anti Joke

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