Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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rose are red violets should be purple

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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