- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

knock, knock come in

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

shea kisses a girl

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

YEAH THEY DO.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

I like hats XD!

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