My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

knock knock who's there police

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Come In!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What time is it? 10:58

womens rights

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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