Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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