What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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